These are from Paul.
· I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
· Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
· CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
· Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
· A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
· I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
· If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
· McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
· Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
· Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
· A picture is now only worth 200 words.
· When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
· The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
· Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear.
And the absolute favorite in our house:
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her.
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