I can read [if there're nice pictures] but I never could spell - as too many people are acutely aware. It's truly humiliating so maybe there's a government program available for me. Perhaps there's someone I can sue - my teachers, parents, the city of Chicago, a couple of universities, early employers - the possibilities do seem endless. I know, I'll sue them all - it certainly cannot be my fault.
Forgive me but sometimes I think that those of us who simply cannot spell are afflicted because we are too smart to spell correctly and too lazy to memorize anything. It is not logical that fence and defense are spelled that way – it just doesn’t make any cents.
I think I should create a class action law suit that demands we reform the language. O w8, r kids r donin at aredy.
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