My Favorite Animal – From Bud

Our teacher asked what our favorite animal was and I said, "Fried chicken." 

She said I wasn't funny but she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed.  My parents told me to always tell the truth.  I did.  Fried chicken is my favorite animal.  

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.  I told him what happened and he laughed too.  Then he told me not to do it again.

I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.  He said they love animals very much.  I do too, especially chicken and beef.  

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.  I told her it was chicken.  She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.  She sent me back to the principal's office.

He laughed and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand.  My parents taught me to be honest but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.  Today my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.  I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now.