Obama Jokes from Bud

I thought some of these were a smile. 

·         The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.  We agree and we think 25 to life would be appropriate.

·         America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

·         Have you heard about McDonalds' new Obama Value Meal?  Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

·         What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?  A fund raiser.

·         What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?  One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society.  The other is for housing prisoners.

·         If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?  America.

·         What’s the difference between Obama and his dog Bo?  Bo has papers.

·         What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?  It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

Note:  you may have seen this email too.  The original has attribution for each joke to one of the current late night TV show hosts.  I eliminated the attribution for three reasons:

1.      I know that some were false.

2.      I didn’t feel like checking them all.

3.      Bud is on one of the purist email lists on earth – anything “factual” is mostly just not so.