Let me be perfectly clear, this came from Bud.
After being married for 44 years, I looked at my wife one day and said, “Forty four years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot 20 year old girl. Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV but I’m sleeping with a 65 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things”.
My wife, a very reasonable woman, told me to go out and find a hot 20 year old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren’t women great? They really know how to solve our little life crises.
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