Thursday, April 21, 2011

Steven Wrightisms from Bud

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

Why do we sing "Take Me out to the Ball Game" when we are already there?

Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?

If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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